“Shag a SheMale”

That’s what the ad said.  Talk about English being 2 different languages depending on which side of the pond you are.  I was on a trip to London, feeling horny and far away from my wife, so I thought why not?

You see, I have always had this lust for a shemale goddess, the ones you see on the websites.  These sexy trannies have it all and more and the promise of sex with a naughty young shemale sounded too good to miss.

I had had more than my fill of sexy trannie phone sex in the past and showed no end to my kinky appetite for a woman with that “little extra”.  Only in my fantasies, that little extra wasn’t so little at all.  In fact it was one heck of a dick, the cock of all cocks, enough to make France sing with pride.

“I WILL fulfill all your hot shemale fantasies”  the ad continued, with the emphasis on the WILL.

And so I picked up the phone and dialed the number..

Two hours later, I am standing by my hotel bedroom’s door, stepping aside to let this girl come in with a smile on her face.  She looks like a little girl and not only am I disappointed that she isn’t the lady with the dick I had ordered from the menu, but I really don’t want to engage in under age sex and this little number looks like he is a couple of years from being 18.

She senses my mood, flashes an even brighter smile, digs into her bag and shows me her id card.

Name: Roger
Sex: Male
Date of birth: 1987

She is nearly 20 years old.  She tells me she is not surprised to see my reaction, she gets that from everyone.  But she winks and tells me she does indeed have a tranny surprise for me and she looks genuenly concerned that I might not be up to the task.

“Suck My cock, Daddy” She says and she whips this huge dick out of her jeans and I have never seen a hard on like hers.

She puts her hand around it and starts stroking, lazily and then repeats..

“Come on, you know you want it.  Here is a shemale cock for you.”

Do you want to experience shemale phone sex?

There are two types of phonesex girls nowadays.  Those who talk the walk and the rest of us who actually walk the walk.

So if it’s the real thing you’re after, then I am your girl and boy do I have the dick to prove it.

Now we all know what the deal is.  Man sees woman, man wants woman, man gets woman, man wants to fuck woman and then…

Man gets fucked by woman, only it’s not really a woman in the biological sense but a real babe to be sure.

You get my drift?

Look..  let’s not fool each other.  You are here because you want to find out what a dick tastes like and the idea that this particular dick is attached to a gorgeous female body is too exciting to turn down.

Shemale phone sex offers distinguished gentlemen (or otherwise) the unique option of having sex with the tranny without incurring any of the risks, and let’s face, the odds that a regular man would actually get to have a sexual relationship with a shemale without resorting to a professional are pretty slim.

So if it’s a shemale you want, then do it by phone.

I guarantee you won’t regret it.

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